Bubbles

          One of the many, many, many, things that I can't do to save my life is blow a bubble while chewing gum. I can roll my tongue or flare my nostrils or make my eyebrows dance, but I can't blow a bubble. Not. Even. A. Little. One. Every time I try I find myself almost spitting my gum out. One of my friends literally sat me down and spent a good thirty minutes trying to talk me through blowing a bubble. Let's just say we were both very frustrated with each other and decided to give up before we said anything we would later regret.

          If you can blow a bubble, just know that I envy you a little.